Rebekah’s Totally Rad Story

Normal: Christa
Bold: Bekah

Once upon a time there was this really rad girl. Her name was Rebekah, or Aaron. She had an A.D.D cat called Kisa. Rebekah was also a creepy voodoo lady. She also liked to do tkd. Anyway, she really like this guy, who also did tkd, called Aaron. He was one sexay beast. Well, only to Reb though. One day Reb decided to go to Dan’s tkd partay in the woods. There, everyone looked pretty cool doing tkd. Especially Charlotte Sned & her best bud Rob Lopez. Then Dan & Tim went off into the woods together coz they got bored of the tkd party. But everyone else stayed coz Dan & Tim are retarded & don’t see the cool-ness of it. Meanwhile, Reb & Aaron were really cool doing tkd together, like lovers. Aaron was having fun with his black belt skillz. And Reb was pretty fabulous with her green stripe skills. Then everyone followed Dan & Tim into the woods to have a mad Extreme Twister party. And then Christa went to go “snog her god, Robbie.” (Quote from Christa’s story). & Aaron had fun giving Tim a heart attack & making him be wheelchair bound for the rest of his life. And Reb was like, “WTF?” & Tim was like *spasm spasm heart attack*. Dan went to go play hide and seek by herself, coz she didn’t notice Tim was having a heart attack. Then Reb started laughing coz she saw Charl & Ails skipping down the path together. And Chris & Rob dancing on Dan’s roof. And Aaron was all like, “WTF, oi – you have weird friends…” and he was like, “Sweeeeeeeeeeet…” Then Dan popped out from behind a tree & goes, “What a dick!!” Later, we find out that Tim married Dan coz she said that, even though he (Tim) was stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. Christa married Robbie, but then later divorced him. She married him just coz she wanted to get married too. It was all the rage, so Reb and Aaron got married, even though there was quite a whop age difference. Aaron, the rapist, scared Wayne, who went to go jump off a cliff. He didn’t die; he just was crippled for the rest of his life. And he went & became a priest, & made sex cells on his own for the rest of his life. Aaron was actually responsible for hurting many people. But he never went to jail coz he would have killed/hurt many more people. Reb was quite disturbed by his dorkus-ness. But she still married him. But he was really hot, so that’s oooook. Even though he’s a rapist, Reb didn’t mind. Then Dan & Tim had a mad screw for no reason. Then they had many children, who all died coz Aaron scared them to death. & Reb married Troy as well.

This is pretty fabulous too. Its kinda tha same thing.. but different. We will write more. Soon.
xo cyaz. <3>

-- burn out, not fade away --

8:45 pm

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