1. Pick the month you were born:
   January--I kicked
   February--I loved
   March--I smoked
   April--I humped
   May--I choked on
   June--I murdered
   July--I did the Macarena with
   August--I had lunch with
   September--I danced with
   October--I sang to
   November--I yelled at
   December--I ran over
   
2. Pick the day (number) you were born on:
   1-------a birdbath
   2-------a monster
   3-------a phone
   4-------a fork
   5-------a Mexican
   6-------a gangster
   7-------my cell phone
   8-------my dog
   9-------my best fr iends' boyfriend
   10-------my neighbor
   11-------my science teacher
   12-------a banana
   13-------a fireman
   14-------a stuffed animal
   15-------a goat
   16-------a pickle
   17-------your mom
   18-------a spoon
   19-------myself
   20-------a baseball bat
   21-------a ninja
   22-------Chuck Norris
   23-------a noodle
   24-------a squirrel
   25--- ----a football player
   26-------my sister
   27-------my brother
   28-------an ipod
   29-------a permanent marker
   30-------a llama
   31-------A homeless guy
   
3. Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
   White----------because I'm cool like that!
   Black-----------because that's how I roll.
   Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
   Red------------because the voices told me to.
   Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want !
   Green---------because I hate myself.
   Purple---------because I'm cool.
   Gray----------because I was drunk
   Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
   Orange-------because I hate my family.
   Brown--------because I was high.
   Other-------because I'm a ninja.
   None--------because I cant control myself!

Mine was pretty awesome: I murdered myself because I'm a ninjaaaaa. YAY.